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loser-fish:

Today in biology the teacher asked “why do chromosomes have to stick together?” And I whispered “because they’re bromosomes” and the guy next to me just about died laughing

kidouyuuto:

kidouyuuto:

i know this is dumb but i think that australia exists like?? the ocean is largely unexplored there could very well be a fallen empire and we havent found it yet

I MEANT ATLANTIS YOU ASSHOLES

annabellehector:

wanna bet

hanukkahlewinsky:

that feeling when you finally get past a really slow car

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nosdrinker:

human:

reblog if you never actually bought these you just found and kept them


I had so many of these stolen everyone who reblogged this is getting blocked
thatfunnyblog:

what a time to be alive
ultrafacts:

ultrafacts:

[@sweden]

minimalyzed:

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less